OK, it’s the very first Behind Blue Lines contest. What do you get if you win? Absolutely nothing but the glory of victory. Here’s the contest (more of a pool, really):
Answer this question:
What gift will Hope ‘n Change give Israel PM Netanyahu when he meets with Hope ‘n Change on May 18th?
Given Hope ‘n Change’s calculated bad taste in gift-giving thus far, this could be a doozy.
Please state your answer in the comments and please, nothing obscene, scatological or anti-Semitic. This contest is about Hope ‘n Change’s bad manners, not about the Israelis, whom this blog supports. Keep in mind that the point of the contest is comedy at Hope ‘n Change’s expense.
The carbon-based life form coming closest to the actual gift will be publicly pronounced the winner by our distinguished panel of judges.
Seeing as how I’m the proprietor of this blog, I’ll provide the first answer:
Hope ‘n Change will give Prime Minister Netanyahu a bag of frozen bagels.
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I believe that “The One” will give Bebe a yarmulke autographed by Babes Streisand.